They said it was about tradition—

—but the garland looked a lot like barbed wire —but then came the hymns in helmets —but they wrapped it in camo and called it peace —but the manger was flanked by armored trains —but every wreath had a watchlist —but the Nativity came with a no-fly zone —but the snow was ash and the bells were brass —but someone rewrote Silent Night in Morse —but it was always racism